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Carol Watkins, MD
In my psychiatric training, I was taught to spend time listening to my patients to understand the underlying meaning of their words and actions. As the therapy progressed, the patients, too, would come to understand and develop insight. This insight gave the patients tools to deal actively with future conflicts.
Unfortunately, the words "insight" "working through" and "development of deeper understanding" are often the quickest way to get a managed care denial. I have been wracking my brains to come up with an efficient way to arrive at the underlying meaning of words and phrases. How can we develop insight into hidden meanings "on the cheap?"
Some say that the rearrangement of words can reveal their hidden meaning. In the confusing, arcane world of managed care, we could certainly use help understanding the underlying motivations of the managed care industry. Use these anagrams so you won't need to spend time analyzing the plans and motivations of these companies.
Medical Assistance:
A classics dementia.
I'm a sales accidents.
Access mad alienist.
Dismal antics cease.
Magellan
Legal man.
Mean gall.
All mange.
Options
Snoop it.
Spitoon
Healthcare 2000:
Leach hater. (Leach is an archaic term for physician)
Heart leach.
Medicare:
I'm ace red. ("In the red" indicates insolvency.)
Mice read.
I came red.
Glass Mental Health
Ha! that angel smells.
Hamlet's lethal nags.
Greenspring Mental Health Incorporated
Oh dear! arrogant enlightenment cripples.
O dear me! challenging, rotten partnership.
Neanderthal gremlin chapters on ego-trip.
I'm representing the prolonged charlatan.
Merit Health Care
I am the lecher rat.
I'm the clear hater. .
I'm that rare leech.
Alarm the heretic.
Second Level Review
Serve lewd violence.
Now clever, evil seed.
Eleven cows deliver.
Now die clever elves.
Clever weevils done.
Retrospective Review
Owe service pervert it.
Write to perverse vice.
Preferred Provider
Over-fed, red ripper.
Medical Necessity
I'm an elected cissy.
Classic enemy diet.
My case declines it.
Science mates idly.
Point of Service
Oops! five cretin.
Soporific event.
Veto if conspire.
Denial Upheld
Hell! up and die. .
Upheld and lie.
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